spains-a-total-uke:

nogoodturkey:

because we all know thor’s theme song is I THREW IT ON THE GROUND

thor oh you perfect demigod you

j9tigger:

lolsofunny:

Let’s not beat around the bush here…

OR SHALL WE?!

Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?

I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.

And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.

And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.

And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,

“For the fighting spirit.”

^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.

That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…

What are you talking about?

I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.

Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?

What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.

reblogging for the priceless notes

The Tampocalypse

FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.

Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”

IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!

IT’S A WAR!

IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!

Tampocalypse.

I love the internet. 

I would buy the shit outta that.

death-by-avengers:

mentir:

inspired by this tag

#tony stark impersonating steve rogers

original gifs made by damnafricawhathappened only edited by me

THIS

oohhhbaby:

cannoli ice cream cones

macnmeez:

everydayimlokiing:

Clark Gregg just said “I pheel you.”

I PHEEL YOU.

Actual Perfect Human Being Clark Gregg.

tomhiddlestonappreciationblog:

tomhiddlestonappreciationblog:

FIRST REACTION: “AHAHAHAHAHA!”

SECOND REACTION: “OMG imagine sleeping on his stomach O.O”

It took me like 5 mins to get over the second reaction and reblog this.

Reblog if you care.

Always.

If you don’t reblog, you have no heart. It wont kill you to have this on your tumblr.

captainwarbuckle:

The horror is this: In the end, it is simply a picture of empty meaningless blackness. We are alone. There is nothing else.

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: speakingofhats

My eyepatch is not a toy, nor is it to be used as a “Cosplaying” accessory.  It is also not to be used to impersonate me on the bridge. It confuses the new recruits.]

haha-l-m-a-o:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

Laugh, Scroll, Repeat.